if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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