it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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