Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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