maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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