I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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