toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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