awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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