absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Randomize
