Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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