I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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