dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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