Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize