Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Liz is crying about burritos again.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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