How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just had sex on a roof
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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