used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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