I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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