I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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