maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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