One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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