It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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