the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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