508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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