i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
