We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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