guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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