I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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