There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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