i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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