We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize