Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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