I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
