fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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