I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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