I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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