If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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