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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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