I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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