Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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