Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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