We're facebook friends in real life
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize