Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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