So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he shaved USA in his pubs
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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