I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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