that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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