So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
you never un-have a 4some
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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