Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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