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grandma shit on top of the toilet

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(540): View more from Virginia

she says it's "been amazing lately"

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i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half

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(609): View more from New Jersey

walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill

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(312): View more from Illinois

dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.

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(214): View more from Texas

She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break

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(925): View more from California

Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.

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(607): View more from New York

he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.

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