don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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