Don't you send me to vm
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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