I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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