I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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