i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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