I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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