Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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