I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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