it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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